The whys and wherefores of the appstore and the associated cost model are starting to more become directly apparent. I just found an email in my Inbox entitled: "Your receipt #53294320380023764". The entire system is clearly set up so folks can make a fast buck. It has to be right, folks using spaces in their names to get to the top of the list, all that shenanigans is clearly getting out of order.
Clearly the charge back model for development is only there to make sure that every single cent is accounted for. Check out this screen grab showing the extreme money making drivers behind the appstore:

Oh wait.... hang on just a darn cotton picking minute....
"Order Total: $0.00"
D'oh!
So all hilarity aside, we think that this one probably ranks up as highly as our all time great iPhone "listen with mother" story time favorites:
First up, remember the great "300 page bills" fiasco of 2007:
The great green house gas affair part one
The great green house gas affair part deux
Opps, now I know why there is a "data roaming" button in the "settings" panel:
Hrrm, this one was also a classic, for a variety of reasons:
Response to "clippy" the Microsoft paperclip
And finally! Last but certainly not least:
Long may the iPhone fun last.
It is a wonderful socioeconomic whirlwind ride that surpasses all things prior.
It sure is fun Livin' la iPhone Vida Loca !
This is a standard iTunes bill. I have previously "purchased" free music downloads and have always received the invoice listing the free item and the total cost of zero. It is not just for the iPhone.
Thanks for the rather obvious comment Shelly.
It turns out that satire is only satire if everyone understands that it is satire.
If not. Then the "satire" is all but lost...
ref. the recent "cartoon" from Barry Blitt of the New Yorker:
“The Politics of Fear,” July 21, 2008.
Best,
j.
I was going to leave the same comment re the receipts for Free.
I was fine with your "satire" about the AppStore being a money grab, but the sharp turn into the 300-page bill ("all hilarity aside", you yourself said, breaking any satire there may have been) just turned the post into incomprehensible babble that offered five links to try to even get a clue about what you might mean.
Satire is only satire if done well.
Satire ( ) n. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
still waiting