If Physics Really Was the Game

At the E3 show this year, I had a nice discussion with a charming young fella who had worked on a game called "Call of Juarez." A nice looking game. Which often triggers a fear in me that the game might be all looks and no fun.

I asked him about the game, and he started to talk on and on about the physics. After a while, I said, well, what about gameplay? And he said, "Physics is the game."

So what I shoulda done is WHOP HIM UPSIDE HIS FAT HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT, and then said, "There. How do you like my GAME????"

Idiot.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible...

OK, OK, tell me how wrong I am. But in your heart, you know that Mario Kart is every bit as fun as Grand Tourismo.